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catchymemes:

Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…

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lizziegrantwaxfigure:

vibe

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Tags: BEARS!!!!
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mother-entropy:

carnival-phantasm:

I walk a corny road,
The only one that I have ever known

“apparently a freight train in Minnesota was leaking corn” is one of the funniest sentences i have ever read.

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childrentalking:

bighuge:

hey man, i gotta go to the bathroom, hold this for me

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ok 

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i’ll make sure he’s safe dont worry

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geesissy: “ AHEAD OF THE GAME ”

geesissy:

AHEAD OF THE GAME

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March 01, 2018
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

the reality of making lemonade out of lemons

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March 01, 2018
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afrocentricheavymetalgoddess:

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

Oh my fucking GOD

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

@since-the-900s

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

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candiikismet:

darkislovelyyyy:

This shit is still funny

Lmao what the hell!

Lmfao fuck that’s me

Why was he in jail?

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@illmaticraj right now

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

Facts

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

Just to put some context into this:

Let him go 😂😂😂😂😂

The finger guns at the end just slay me 😂

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phunderplonics:

hyenuh:

phunderplonics:

hyenuh:

phunderplonics:

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

why’d you get banned?

touched the rat

what rat

chunky cheese

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volcainist: “retweet ”

volcainist:

retweet

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ohgrabme:

A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.

a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”

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